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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Sun 12 Oct 2025

8:00 PM (Doors: 7:30 pm)

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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

 

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously
pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

 

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three
times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

 

‘Reminded me of how much I love stand up’ ★★★★ The Times

‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily  Mirror

‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph


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THIS EVENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE KOMEDIA STUDIO

UNRESERVED SEATING

AGES 16+

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What people are saying...

I just wanted to say a massive thank you to you and your amazing team for everything you all did to ensure last night’s show was a success!

Excellent venue… have never laughed so much! Nice bar food as well!

Thank you for having us, we had a lovely night!

Came with a couple of friends who don’t generally go to comedy. They loved the evening. Chantal Nash and Gbemi Oladipo were the favourites (Gbemi’s plane section had me crying!). They though the food was great and were impressed with the speed of service. Overall a brilliant night. Thank you for looking after us so well.

Thanks very much to all of you for hosting this – it was a great night!

It’s always entertaining when you sit at the front. The host was great, and the lineup was extremely funny. Well worth a visit great value for money.

Had a great time. Recognisable TV personality hosting. Several hours of comedy. Drink prices reasonable for the area. Lots of laughs.

Fantastic comedy venue, very accommodating to my disability requirements. Never seen a bad comedy show there yet … really good up and coming acts.

Love the Komedia. It has the best comedy shows!

I always spend awesome nights at Komedia and the Komedia staff, at the door or behind the bar are always so friendly and super helpful. I can’t wait to go back already!

Amazing night of comedy drinks and fun with a friend celebrating a birthday. Great food, great service and a fantastic night, loved all the acts by the host was *Chefs kiss*

Great food and comedy club was hilarious. Top venue in a great location

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